My name's Kate and I have a thing for that chick, Kristen Stewart and that fuckgorgeous English boy, Robert Pattinson. Twihard and Potterhead. I'm on a private mission to conquer Tumblr. That is all.
We’re less than three months away from having the eagerly awaited… .
SEX TAPE
. And the small tastes we’re having show us it will be oh-so-epic!
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First, the polemic (nipples? wut.) leg hug…
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her pretty face and tiny arms hugging his leg so sweetly, the skin showing where her tee doesn’t cover her back, his frown, the way his t-shirt seems so soft to the touch… his fingers pressing the sheets and…
…the behind the scenes knee fetish. oh, goh. I cun’t.
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*deep breaths*
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Still behind the scenes…
. how they look so serious here it’s a bit… frustrating.
unf.
And I love this picture in more ways than I can express. . But the pic that really got us all… bothered was this other one.
There’s so much UST.
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He’s probably telling her: “I. Will. Not. Have. Sex. With. You. Again.”
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But it really looks like he’s saying: “Bend. Over. The. Table.”
. I mean… look at their eyes. How they look at(into) each other…
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What happens next? .
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Actually, she gives him blue balls until he gives up… They have wild sex and break the furniture.
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Could this sex tape be here by now or…
Damn. .
Three. More. Months…
Until then… BRB, reading fanfiction to fill the blanks.
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Vicious circle.
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these pics don’t belong to us. nor does the sextape… yet. share your own horny thoughts about these stills? ;)
Sometimes I like to imagine Voldemort doing really average things
You know
Waiting for his toast to cook
Tending to his veggie patch
Going on a blind date
Having body image issues when buying clothes
Sitting in his snuggie, worrying about growing old with no one but his plethora of cats to love him
Going grocery shopping
Going to the movies
Stuff like that.
(Source: shutupmerlin)
All I really saw was Edward’s face; it filled my vision and overwhelmed my mind. His eyes were a buttery, burning gold; his perfect face was almost severe with the depth of his emotion. And then, as he met my awed gaze, he broke into a breathtaking smile of exultation.
This child, Edward’s child, was a whole different story. I wanted him like I wanted air to breathe. Not a choice – a necessity.I touched the bump on my stomach that had not been there yesterday.
I don’t know… I’ve already mangled the headboard in the other room beyond repair – maybe if we limit the destruction to one area of the house, Esme might invite us back someday.-Edward Cullen, Breaking Dawn, Chapter 6, p.115
Kristen: oh my god.
Robert: oh, was that your butt? was that your robust butt?
Kristen: yeah, that was like, pre-way-too-little-tiny-short-shorts.
(Source: caelins)
